Go to Tibet –
Ride a camel. –
Read the bible. –
Dye your shoes blue. –
Grow a beard. –
Circle the world in a paper canoe. –
Subscribe to The Saturday Evening Post. –
Chew on the left side of your mouth only. –
Marry a woman with one leg and shave with a straight razor. –
And carve your name in her arm. –
Brush your teeth with gasoline.
Sleep all day and climb trees at night.
Be a monk and drink buckshot and beer.
Hold your head under water and play the violin.
Do a belly dance before pink candles.
Kill your dog.
Run for mayor.
Live in a barrel.
Break your head with a hatchet.
Plant tulips in the rain.
But don’t write poetry.